So for the past week the great British public have been subjected to another season of celebrity big brother, don’t get me started with this……… celebrity ?…… as far as I can see there is only one bone fide celebrity in there and that’s the one from the American Pie film, the others, well that can be debated until the cows come home, lets go down the list:
First we have Kerry Katona, this fuck wit is by no means a celebrity, she is no more than a fucked up alcoholic junkie who revels in the limelight and profits from each of her fuck ups with a “sorry” and followed up with ” where’s my pay check ” she has lived her life jumping from one catastrophe to another seemingly blaming everyone but herself, do us all a favour love, take an overdose and put us all out of our misery.
Next, we have Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff, OK so she did a bit of acting, maybe there’s a bit of celeb in her, pity the only bit of celebrity in her was “The Hoff’s” dick.
Darryn Lyons, a ridiculous looking silly man famous for taking snaps of, and I use the term loosely, celebrities and selling the pictures to the tabloid rags that dry hump each other over the gossip, not a celebrity but a parasite that benefits from others misfortune, what a tit.
Tara Reid, the girl from American Pie, a Hollywood actress, that’s a celebrity, so far we have a count of one……
Next, we have the phenomenon know as Jedward, the moronic Irish twins who do not have one brain cell between them, I would grant them a sort of celebrity status based on the pop work they have released and are still recording, pity. These annoying pair of idiots are the best argument for contraception that I have heard of so far.
Now we get to the barrel scraping of the “celebrity” market…….
Amy Childs, where do we start with this oxygen thief, famous for the waste of air time The Only Way Is Essex, inventing the Vajazzle and supposedly a model, give me strength, bitch is more plastic than a Barbie doll, at least with her Vajazzle experience she’ll be at home in this house full of fannies !
On to Sally Bercow, famous for being the wife of the Speaker of the House of Commons, and being a bit of a slapper definitely not a celebrity.
Paddy Doherty next, famous for being a Gypsy, a celebrity ? No, nothing more than a misogynistic, thieving travelling bastard, that does not pay taxes, and now a TV star, thanks a lot Channel 4.
And the last two, Lucien Laviscount, noted as being an actor, but only appeared on Coronation Street for about 5 minutes, and Bobby Sabel, ???? yeah, I know. This fucker is a model, I have never seen any of his work, so if no one has heard of him why is he here ?
So there’s the line up, makes you want to puke doesn’t it, obviously real celebrities would not want to be seen dead being associated with this barrel of shite which is why these oxygen thieves get air time, the saddest thing is some of the moronic public lap this crap up like a kitten with a bowl of cream, until we realise that this really is a waste of time watching these losers 24 / 7 they will continue to grace our telly boxes, the time has come to voice our opinions with our fingers and switch the channel away from Channel 5.
It could be spiced up I suppose, why not instead of evictions, let’s have executions for the one voted out each week, now…. I’d watch that !
Alan Louttit 