Luis Suarez…. Bite Me!

At the weekend during the Liverpool v Chelsea match Luis Suarez struck again, no not another glorious goal, or some scintillating skilful football in which he leaves a number of defenders in his wake, nor was it the other side of Suarez that we’ve become accustomed to, the diving, the cheating handballs that have blotched his copybook all through his career, but this action takes on a whole new concept, he tried to bite, yes bite Branislav Ivanovic on the arm after being tackled by the Chelsea defender, then Suarez has the audacity to start to hold his hip and jump around on the spot as if he has been wronged, what is wrong with him, Luis what is going on in that head of yours, to bite a fellow professional after he has won a fair challenge.

Luis Auditions for the new "Dracula" movie

Luis Auditions for the new “Dracula” movie

What Suarez did was nothing more than a petulant infant would do when things aren’t going their way, and just to reiterate this is an infant I’m talking about, not a fully grown adult. but then again after his shenanigans in previous games this doesn’t come as any surprise. although Suarez publicly apologised for his actions to Ivanovic, if I was Ivanovic I would have told him where to shove it, what infuriates me about Suarez is he is a very talented player and to resort to biting a fellow professional is nothing more than scandalous. I hope that the FA dish out a lengthy ban to Suarez and although he has been fined, and the amount has been undisclosed and going by what he gets paid this will be a drop in the ocean to him, this ban should reflect in what he has done and hopefully allow him to take a long hard look at himself. The attack on Ivanovich is assault and should be treated as such by the FA, look at the way they dealt with Cantona’s attack on the Crystal Palace suporter, that seemed harsh at the time and so should the punishment dealt to Suarez.

‘Till the next time……

Anarchy, Peace, Freedom, Equality


Ballboy Takes One For The Team

At last night’s Swansea v Chelsea game the ball went out of play, the ball boy decided to waste a bit of time for his team, who were holding on to a draw that would take them through, Eden Hazard had a different thought and sought to retrieve the ball, ball boy shields the ball and Hazard gets into a scuffle with the lad and has a wee cheeky kick out at him making a little contact, the lad then proceeds to writhe around as if he had been given a proper kicking, this is to be expected though if you look at the type of football he’s been brought up with, players who go down at the drop of a hat, players who throw themselves towards terra firma as if they have been shot by a lone gunman, players that believe diving is now part of the game, you reading this Luis Suarez!! It seems to me that the higher the league you play in the softer the player gets, I watch and support the mighty Clyde FC recently stalwarts of the Scottish 3rd division, and let me tell you dear readers if some of these premier league nancy boys got in the way of a few of those tackles they would certainly have something to moan about, these boys tend not to hold back, let me just say that these are not overly dirty tackles, mostly fair but hard none the less. Football these days has become less and less of the contact sport that it used to be, it’s taken a turn for the worst in my opinion, players these days are too quick to go down, too quick to feign injury, it’s time these cheats are taken out of the game. And speaking of cheats, this brings us back to the ball boy, apparently he had tweeted earlier in the day that he was king of the time wasters and intended to do this at the game, his job is a ball boy, get the ball and return it to a player, plain and simple, although Eden Hazard should have thought before he acted and was a bit rash in his actions I believe the ball boy has to accept the majority of the blame in this incident and the way he acted after the “kick” was disgraceful to say the least and has brought shame to Swansea FC on a night they should have been celebrating their success in reaching a major cup final…. Shame on you Charlie Morgan.

Till the next time……
Anarchy, Peace, Freedom, Equality